Rad cu lacrimi

Initial am vazut top 50 al celor mai bune replici de pe net la http://bash.zoso.ro/top50.htm

Si cum ma tineam de burta ca sa nu ma mai doara asa de tare, am inceput sa browseresc si prin celelalte pagini.

Nu pot sa zic decat ca lumea e facuta sa profiti de ea cat mai mult.
Asa ca dupa ce cititi, lasati mircul si torentele si mai dati o tura cu prietena prin parc, iar dupa ce ingheata bine de atata frig, bagati-va repede in pat si incepeti cursurile de spe[rm]ologie


ATENTIE - LIMBAJ EXPLICIT!

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[10:12] fie vorba intre noi, mergem peste unq deseara?
[10:12] n-am chef de gangbang
[10:12] vreau ceva romantic
[10:12] ma duc singur
[10:12] :D
[10:14] vb serios...
[10:14] mergem la el, o batem pe ma-sa, ii violam pisicile...
[10:14] ii stergem pr0nu din comp :D
[10:15] pai de ce s-o bat pe ma-sa
[10:15] ?
[10:15] saraca n-are nici o vina
[10:15] nasterea e ca la Loto
[10:15] nu prea stii ce iese
[10:15] :D

[16:15] ce pmea face racheta aia antigrindina?
[16:16] de o laudau toate televiziunile acum fo 3 luni?
[16:16] aia e pt agricultura
[16:16] nu pt orase
[16:16] pai la catzi tzarani sunt in buc, mi se parea normal sa dea si p'aci cu ea
[16:17] loooooooooooool

[16:16] n-a primit jigodia nimic de mancare
[16:16] motanu
[16:16] ca cica paote vomita de la anestezie
[16:16] si urla de foame prin casa
[16:16] rofl
[16:16] da-l afara
[16:16] sa urle acolo
[16:16] e mic mah
[16:17] si frumos
[16:17] bah, tu l-ai luat ca animal de casa sau ca futai alternativ?
[16:17] rofl
[16:17] sugi
[16:17] urma 'si stramt'
[16:17] da' s-a abtzinut

[11:26] care dreaq a pus "U" langa "I" .. vorbeam c-o fata si-n loc sa zic "MISTO" am zis "MUISTO"

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[18:04] oops
[18:04] sa moara mama
[18:04] am crezut ca e funia de rufe
[18:04] o lipesc la loc
[18:04] promit

[22:29:40] <+PigBrother> decat s-o futeti pe fii-mea
[22:29:40] <+PigBrother> mai bine o fut io
[22:29:40] <+PigBrother> preventiv
[22:29:40] <@Kh`Ru3l> :D
[22:29:42] <@Kh`Ru3l> AHAHAHAHAHHA
[22:29:45] ahahahaha
[22:29:46] :)))
[22:29:51] * PigBrother is listening to "Jean Michel Jarre - Geometry Of Love Part 2" .:192kbps / 44kHz / Stereo - 0:33/4:06:.
[22:29:55] <@Kh`Ru3l> sa te gandesti cum va pune gura pe pula la 14 ani xD xD
[22:30:03] <+PigBrother> erm
[22:30:03] ROTFLMAO
[22:30:04] :))
[22:30:07] nu frate
[22:30:09] <+PigBrother> las' ca si ma-sa a pus si n-a murit
[22:30:11] <+PigBrother> :D
[22:30:15] ROTFLMAO
[22:30:15] <@Kh`Ru3l> :D

(17:52:22) question
(17:55:22) ?
(17:55:39) how do I say "i love you" in Romanian
(17:55:52) I want to put it on my girlfriends birthday cake
(17:55:57) "ia pula!"
(17:56:06) thank you so much
(17:57:37) np

[13:04] da` lunet|sad cine e?
[13:05] ala din spatele tau care iti ofera dureri rectale
[13:05] adica un kkt?

[09:24] care-i cel mai bun firewall?
[09:25] dunno
[09:26] si-l are cineva pe retea?

[20:31:19] cum ascult muzica straina cu winampul?

Besto :Man, mergem cu colindu, cu capra ?
Andri :DA! Si cine sta capra ?
Besto :Eu, anu asta eu sunt capra!
Dupa 2 minute:
Besto : BA! IO NU STAU CAPRA!!!

[00:02:23] ziceti-mi o adresa tare
[00:02:34] care sa ma impresioneze
[00:02:34] str. cerbului, nr 32

xxx: sper sa ajungi batran rau si sa asculti punk furios adolescentin de garaj
xxx: ha!
xxx: top that!
Eu: sper sa ajungi sa asculti animal x si sa ai postere cu 3se deasupra patului
xxx: ok that fair
xxx: about animalix
xxx: da` ce`ai cu posterele mele?
Eu: nimic, doar ca e bine sa arati celor din jur ca esti gay, posterele alea sunt un bun inceput
xxx: imi place sa le mangai cateodata cand nu am cu cine vorbi
Eu: si cealalta personalitate a ta nu se simte inselata?
xxx: nu ca ma mangai si p fund in acelasi timp
xxx: aaa
xxx: kkt
xxx: JUR CA TE UCID CU MAINILE GOALE DACA PUI CVA P BASH.'

dooda: tata saracul e obisnuit cu faze d`astea penibile
dooda: ti`am povestit`o p`aia cu colegii lui/?
LittleBro: nu
dooda:
dooda: well..
dooda: el lucreaza la bucale si face naveta zilnic
dooda: si vara asta eram cu happy p`afara
dooda: si o plimbam..si la un moment dat vad k opreste microbuzul cu care vine el
dooda: si ma oopresc si eu sa il astept sa coboare
dooda: si inauntru erau colegii lui
dooda: si a inceput soferul cu claxoane..aia deschisesera geamurile..fluierau la mine,strigau
dooda: innebunise tata
LittleBro: si le`a zis?!
dooda: a intrat el acolo
dooda: l`am vazut k se agita
dooda: nu`sh ce le`a zis
dooda: cert e k a fost tacere apoi
[...]
dooda: asa avea bro un coleg
dooda: faza dura
dooda: si avea vreo 23 de ani tipu
dooda: si era la condus..facea scoala de soferi
dooda: si era cu instructorul langa el
dooda: si trece o super bucata cam de vartsa lui pe acolo,dar parea cam curvistina
dooda: si instructorul ii face aleia cu ochiul si aia zambeste..la care tipul il intreaba pe instructor,cica smechereste:hehe...cine e coarda asta?
dooda: si ala: fii`mea

[13:16](darKClaw): Peste 1.300 de copii romani adoptati international disparuti
[13:16](darKClaw): 1299, ca nihasa e aici
[13:16](nihasa): pe mine ma cresc parintii sa ma dea pe organe
[13:16](nihasa): ca cica ies mai bine
[13:17](nihasa): le`am dat o tzeapa de vreo 200k ca fumez si beau

[20:10] daca esti cuminte te las sa imi sugi o tzatza
[20:10] :))
[20:10] fain
[20:10] si daca nu sunt?
[20:10] mi-o sug singur
[20:10] ok

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[16:27] * PigBrother slaps o_O around a bit with a large trout
[16:27] * guu slaps o_O around a bit with a large trout
[16:27] * PigBrother slaps o_O around a bit with a large trout
[16:27] * guu slaps o_O around a bit with a large trout
[16:27] * PigBrother slaps o_O around a bit with a large trout
[16:27] * guu slaps o_O around a bit with a large trout
[16:28] * PigBrother slaps o_O around a bit with a large trout
[16:28] hai ca-l ametim
[16:28] * guu slaps o_O around a bit with a large trout
[16:28] * PigBrother slaps o_O around a bit with a large trout
[16:28] * PigBrother slaps o_O around a bit with a large trout
[16:28] * guu slaps o_O around a bit with a large trout
[16:28] * guu persuades o_O to eat the cyanide sandwich
[16:28] dupa ce ameteste il futem

[13:07:51] (keePiTreaL): salut
[13:07:55] (keePiTreaL): ai SAW3 ?
[13:08:17] (LittleBro): da, dvdrip
[13:08:43] (keePiTreaL): poti sa-i faci upload pe ftpu de la novanet, pls ? :D
[13:10:09] (LittleBro): omule
[13:10:12] (LittleBro): uitate putin la calendar
[13:10:18] (LittleBro): si cauta putin pe net data cand va fi lansat
[13:10:23] (LittleBro): cautama dupa, daca mai ai de ce
[13:10:32] (keePiTreaL): ?!
[13:10:46] (LittleBro): http://videoeta.com/movie/79178
[13:10:47] (LittleBro): jeez
[13:11:14] (keePiTreaL): october 27
[13:11:20] (LittleBro): bingo
[13:11:24] (keePiTreaL): si suntem in 7 septembrie
[13:11:28] (LittleBro): bravo
[13:11:32] (keePiTreaL): si care-i leg?
[13:11:55] (keePiTreaL): eu vreau sa-l vad azi